Eyebombing

Courtiers hand-kiss me all day to get a green light. But you can’t hurry love. No, you just have to wait.

Camera: Canon DIGITAL IXUS 100 IS
Aperture: f/3.2
Exposure: 1/400th
Focal Length: 5mm

Put the weight on my shoulders.
Take the load off of your mind.

Sweet, harmless guy seeks companion for well, you know, chats and stuff.

Camera: Nokia C7-00
Exposure: 1/99th

I am often told that I should have cut down on the botox, but I like my stone face!

I often get anxiety attacks when them cars drive by. Leave me alone, you hunking transport monsters.

Camera: LG Electronics VX-9200

GIVE ME them tickets! Nom nom nom.

Bob the elephant was notoriously hard to find, when they played Hide and Seek.

Camera: iPhone 4
Aperture: f/2.8
Exposure: 1/15th
Focal Length: 3mm

People say I look like Al Capone because of my fine hat.

Bigmouth strikes again!

How to Live With a Big Nose:

Tip # 1: Counter-Balance a Big Nose With the Right Hair Cut
Tip # 2: Use Make-up to Diminish the Appearance of a Big Nose
Tip #3: Learn to Love Your Nose

- Everybody should love their nose in 2012!

Camera: LG Electronics VX-9200